I was googling for a
blog post about crazy Thanksgiving meals or the worst Thanksgiving fails, and I
came across this article taken from Woman’s Day from about 10 years ago. Its disgusting to say the least and the photos
will go from left to right per paragraph.
Enjoy please. Most people only
enjoy one Thanksgiving feast each year. But those of you who simply can’t get
enough may want to try one of the unique eats below. From pumpkin fortune
cookies to turkey gravy and cranberry cupcakes, here are eight unusual items
that capture the essence of the Thanksgiving table.
Tofurky & Gravy Soda
If you’re a big soda drinker who loves Thanksgiving dinner, then
your wildest dreams have come true. Jones Soda Co., which is famous for its
limited-edition holiday concoctions, rolled out Tofurky & Gravy Soda
this season. Based on the vegetarian Thanksgiving meal, the Tofurky flavor is
vegan-friendly and sugar-free. (This isn’t the first time Jones has embraced
Turkey Day flavors. In 2004, the company offered a five-pack of sodas that
included the following flavors: Green Bean Casserole, Mashed Potato &
Butter, Fruitcake, Cranberry and last—but certainly not least—Turkey &
Gravy.)
Turkey Dinner Layer Cake
Foodie and Chow.com contributor Amy Wisniewski created the
ultimate one-stop Thanksgiving meal. What looks like a cake is actually
alternating layers of stuffing and ground turkey mixed with instant oatmeal,
“frosted” with mashed potatoes and sweet potatoes, and topped with
lightly browned mini marshmallows. Sure, it may seem appealing at first glance,
but we think we’ll stick with compartmentalizing our food. Photo courtesy of
Chow.com
Pumpkin Pie Pop-Tarts
Now here’s something we can sink our teeth into! Kellogg’s
Pop-Tarts has released its latest limited-edition flavor: Frosted Pumpkin Pie,
available through mid-December. The baked breakfast pastry is filled with a
sweet mixture of pumpkin pie, nutmeg, cinnamon and clove, and finished with
iced frosting and autumn-colored sprinkles. Photo courtesy of Pop-Tarts
Pumpkin Pie Fortune Cookies
If you’re feeling lucky this Thanksgiving, try these pumpkin
pie–flavored fortune cookies from Fancy Fortune Cookies.
Made with real pumpkin, ginger, cinnamon and nutmeg, the cookies come covered
in dark, milk or white chocolate and contain one of five custom fortune cookie
messages inside. Not only do they sound delicious, but they make the perfect
gift for guests or your Thanksgiving host! Photo courtesy of
FancyFortuneCookies.com
Turkey Gravy Cranberry Cupcake
If you enjoy savory-sweet combinations, this cupcake is for you!
Made by Los Angeles–based Yummy Cupcakes, the treat
features a turkey-flavored cake that’s baked with savory turkey gravy, filled
with cranberry relish and topped with cranberry cream cheese. The boutique
bakery didn’t stop there—it also dreamt up three other unique Thanksgiving
flavors: Marshmallow Yam, Apple Pie and Pumpkin Pie. Photo courtesy of Yummy Cupcakes
Lay’s Turkey Potato Chips
And we thought Lay’s Dill Pickle chips were unusual. This savory
chip is only available in China, which is too bad, because according to a
contributor at Taquitos.net: “They
really do taste like turkey with gravy…It’s like combining the best parts of
Thanksgiving dinner, all in one bag.”
Roasted Turkey Doritos
What’s better than roasted turkey? Roasted turkey-flavor Doritos.
What’s better than roasted turkey-flavor Doritos? Roasted turkey–flavor Doritos
in the shape of a Christmas tree, of course!
Though these festive snacks aren’t available in the U.S., you can easily find
them in Taiwan. Photo courtesy of Scott Kleinberg/RedEye
Mashed Potatoes and Gravy Jelly Beans
For a quick taste of Thanksgiving dinner, give these little jelly
beans a whirl. Part of the unusual Harry Potter Bertie Bott’s Jelly Beans Bag, the Mashed
Potatoes and Gravy beans are just two unusual flavors in a mix that includes
everything from ketchup to sausage. Although weirdly tasty on their own, the
potatoes and gravy combined will give you the full holiday effect.